“Link Legendofzelda would never have sex with anything” absolutely false – if Link encountered a puzzle where solving it required a small cylinder that thing would be out in a heartbeat.
“‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure.”
-twitter user nyetalia
yeah sure i’ll permanently attach that addition to this image
Guys it’s the (Ultra) Magnus Archives
long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)
It’s crazy how putting a gorgeous man in a plain white dress shirt after seeing him in black for 7 episodes can make us all go absolute ape shit 🤣 😍
Friendship rules
Based on this post by @cyber-streak-2!
(hope you can tell, we’re looking at Drift’s mirror)
A while ago I read about autistic people and nesting somewhere & I think we don’t talk about that enough.
Apparently, a lot of autistic people like nesting.
I love nesting. I carefully choose a space to build my nest and I bring all my little trinkets there.
I surround myself with everything I love and everything I could possibly need in the next few hours- my water bottle, a snack, my weighted blanket, my soft blanket, hand creme, my headphones, my charger, my favorite stuffed animals- so I don’t have to leave the nest to get anything.
It makes me feel save and calm and like everything is gonna be ok. This is a nesting appreciation post.
Any other autistics who love a good nest?
rinsing the sink, running the garbage disposal, fork balanced on bowl slips off and slides into the drain, subconscious reflexes kick in as I shut disposal off just in time, staring at fork, only conscious thought in brain is pitch perfect recreation, ten years buried, like i tripped and hit play on a dusty tape recorder lying forgotten in the room, of let’s do the fork in the gaaarbage disposal!! dingdingdingdidingdingding
POV it’s 2013 and at least one of your friends is chronically involved in the high school theater department
the full video is a work of art and a relic and I rewatch it frequently
more scratchy ratchet rung doodles bc all the time i wish they had more canon interaction
[ID: a tweet by @.yuukusobianca that reads: “your pfp is your cook. Does the food taste good?” End ID]
youtuber drama is really something else
what do you MEAN she responded to child grooming allegations by filming a ten minute long ukelele song in ONE TAKE?
hey wait no come back here please tell me you’re lying about her SELLING this 10 minute long ukelele song on itunes for TEN DOLLARS
“I would die for him!”
I would attach our tails so we don’t drift apart in the endless ocean. We are not the same.
Seahorses holding tails <3